Lock up your daughters cos... SirFunkalot is back

Return of the mack.

Lock up your daughters. Although love is bitter, sometimes a little sweetness is nice. This is something no lady will likely see again cos I gotta move house shortly.... what a drama. Shout outs to my wife in Brazil (not joking) sorry about the non-vegan treats, yeah I know, but I gotta do what I gotta do. And shout outs to all my current lady friends at the moment, you know, Ponsonby, Mangere Bridge, Whangarei, Rio, Northcote, Waiheke (yeah it's been a while but I still feel there is something there). That's how life is. It's good to play the cards that you have been dealt. And like a boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss of "the universe" as I see it. And fuck the haters in this lifetime. Warmongers and such. Nuff' said. Sorry about that. I'm sorry about the way I behave if you are in my way and I've given you fair warning of my intention. The Rasta Lucifer is I and I seen?. Seen. sure Nuff said. The prophets in yall. The profits in speech. Over.

non vegan but tasty

non vegan but tasty

Posted by tomachi on November 16th, 2016 filed in Comedy, Rants