The problem with Islam: Boobs and Bacon

There I said it. Come at me Jihadists!! I'm easy to find and ready to go, bursting with breast bacon energy.

Thing is I'm pretty good with the dudes at the mosque in my street. It's within fake breast throwing distance I reckon from mine.

A women's liberation movement would be great for Islam wouldn't it? Actually all women would benefit from the freedom to bare the tits at the beach like men can to cool off, I love doing that on a hot day. It's nice to not feel guilty when you are trying to feed your baby also, that's so mean of people I can't understand how they could say that to a women - not saying I've ever seen a Muslim saying that so to their credit they win there. But breastfeeding should never be disallowed under *any* circumstances; just kick the pair out if need be on your movie set or whatever if it's an issue, speak with HR or the police  (homeless breastfeeding).

Seriously though breastfeeding homeless people should be left in peace. Not that such a person could lactate, but just saying. Don't hassle homeless people like that, they clearly have enough issues to deal with right?

However... bacon? That shit is tasty! I'm a vegan at heart but have eyes for tasty food. I once ordered a vegetarian pizza with meat added. And 50% of greenhouse effect is food production, so forget fossil fuels, if you wanna save the world then either going vegan or killing yourself is truly the only way to save the planet*. Check it. 200x more nitrous oxide from that than cars. It's more than planes, trains, ships etc the entire transportation industry combined is equal to food production, mostly non-vegan.

Still though that shit is tasty. So before you have children or top yourself or get blown up or die naturally - try some bacon and boobs!

The developed worlds pop

PS the belief in the afterlife is the cause of all suffering on this planet. If everyone gave it up - less war. Still though it's nice though I agree. And I hate the thought police as

* Actually no need western societies are already in decline worldwide, 3rd world religions should theoretically win-out over English speakers long term perhaps see:

In a mature urban society, the economic value of children declines. In fact, children turn from instruments of production into objects of massive consumption. In urban industrial society, not only are the opportunities for employment at an early age diminished, but the educational requirements also expand dramatically. Children need to be supported much longer, sometimes into their mid-20s. Children cost a tremendous amount of money with limited return, if any, for parents. Thus, people have fewer children. Birth control merely provided the means for what was an economic necessity. For most people, a family of eight children would be a financial catastrophe. Therefore, women have two children or fewer, on average. As a result, the population contracts. Of course, there are other reasons for this decline, but urban industrialism is at the heart of it. From: stratfor.com/weekly/population-decline-and-great-economic-reversal
I guess it all depends on:
  • upcoming wars
  • whether the 3rd world gets "high quality"education whatever that is
    • whether this correlates with reduced birth rates like it does in developed world
  • whether urbanisation occurs and also kills off the birth rate
  • borders and their control
Posted by tomachi on August 20th, 2016 filed in Business, Environment, Politics