{"id":1493,"date":"2016-11-16T03:18:11","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T15:18:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/?p=1493"},"modified":"2016-11-16T03:23:59","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T15:23:59","slug":"lock-daughters-cos-sirfunkalot-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/rants\/lock-daughters-cos-sirfunkalot-back","title":{"rendered":"Lock up your daughters cos... SirFunkalot is back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Return of the mack.<\/p>\n<p>Lock up your daughters. Although love is bitter, sometimes a little sweetness is nice. This is something no lady will likely see again cos I gotta move house shortly.... what a drama. Shout outs to my wife in Brazil (not joking) sorry about the non-vegan treats, yeah I know, but I gotta do what I gotta do. And shout outs to all my current lady friends at the moment, you know, Ponsonby, Mangere Bridge, Whangarei, Rio, Northcote, Waiheke (yeah it's been a while but I still feel there is something there). That's how life is. It's good to play the cards that you have been dealt. And like a boss. I'm the boss. I'm the boss of \"the universe\" as I see it. And fuck the haters in this lifetime. Warmongers and such. Nuff' said. Sorry about that. I'm sorry about the way I behave if you are in my way and I've given you fair warning of my intention. The Rasta Lucifer is I and <u>I seen?<\/u>. Seen. sure Nuff said. The prophets in yall. The profits in speech. Over.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1494\" style=\"width: 660px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1494\" class=\"wp-image-1494 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_1545-e1479221659222-650x867.jpg\" alt=\"non vegan but tasty\" width=\"650\" height=\"867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_1545-e1479221659222-650x867.jpg 650w, https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/IMG_1545-e1479221659222-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-1494\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">non vegan but tasty<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Return of the mack. Lock up your daughters. Although love is bitter, sometimes a little sweetness is nice. This is something no lady will likely see again cos I gotta move house shortly&#8230;. what a drama. Shout outs to my wife in Brazil (not joking) sorry about the non-vegan treats, yeah I know, but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.funk.co.nz\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}