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It gives me some odd pleasure to announce the dubious release of a random experiment in sound: This is a \"polyphonic ringtone\" (General MIDI file): piece-of-shit-ringtone-2020.mid<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

The ringtone is supposed to sound like insane baboons are attacking a MIDI drumkit. While I did make a score for this, just to see what this would look like, please don't ever try to play this sheet music. It's not the Black Page Drum Solo or anything. It's more like.... insane baboons wailing away...:<\/p>\n

Click the score image below for the Polyphonic Ringtone<\/a><\/strong> | PDF of Score<\/a><\/strong> | MP3 Audio<\/a><\/strong> Version<\/p>\n

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It gives me some odd pleasure to announce the dubious release of a random experiment in sound: This is a “polyphonic ringtone” (General MIDI file): piece-of-shit-ringtone-2020.mid The ringtone is supposed to sound like insane baboons are attacking a MIDI drumkit. While I did make a score for this, just to see what this would look […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drums","category-random"],"yoast_head":"\nThe World's Worst Ringtone Ever - Auckland Music Update :::: Gig Guide<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Officially this one is called "piece of shit ringtone" and is a free polyphonic general MIDI file I made in Logic. 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